Things I Learned from Playing Video Games

Funny email I received from a friend. Reminds me of the old days.

THINGS I LEARNED FROM PLAYING VIDEO GAMES:

* There is no problem that cannot be over come by
force (0r for you Star Wars geeks "Force")
* If it moves, DESTROY IT!
* Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no
training.
* One lone "good guy" can defeat an infinite number of
"bad guys"
* Make sure you eat all food lying on the ground.
* You can break things and get away with it.
* You can push vehicles off the road and get away with
it.
* If someone dies, they disappear.
* You can overcome most adversaries simply by having
enough quarters.
* You can operate all weapons without training.
* No matter houw long you fight, you can always fight
again.
* Death is reversible (only for you!)
* Ninjas are common and frequently fight in public.
* Whenever big, fat mean guys are about to croak, the
flash red and yellow.
* You never run out of ammunition, just grenades.
* All women wear revealing clothing and have great
bodies
* Shoot everything. If it blows up or dies, it was
bad.
* Don't worry if your vehicle crashes or explodes.
Another will appear in its place.
* A thousand to one odds against you is not a problem.