My New Pet Peave II

This is an ode to Subway...

So every Tuesday Subway has their overpriced, under meat footlong sandwich at a much reasonable price. So every Tuesday I walk across the street to Subway. I pretty much order my sandwich the same way each week; Bread, meat, cheese, toasted, veggies, condiments. Pretty much in the order. I always ask for light on the mayo and light on whichever sauce I get. I generally spell it out to them that I want one line of mayo and one line of sauce. Do you think they listen? Why is it that week after week I have to watch them take the squeeze bottle of mayo and sauce and go back and forth over my sandwich about four times coating my once healthy sandwich in a multitude of hydroginated this and transfatty that. All I want is some moisture on my sandwich, not enough to act as Vasoline to my lips. But week after week I go back for more. Who's the moron here, me or them.